Today, I'll introduce a funny tale.




One day, Bob met a professor of ethics. Bob asked the man.
Bob " What is the ethics?"
Professor "I'll show it. Do you have any lawnmower?"
Bob "Yes ,I do."
Professor "Whick means your house has a big yard, doesn't it?"
Bob "That's right! My houes has a big yard."
Professor "Which means you have family, don't you?"
Bob "That's right! I have a wife and three son."
Professor "Whick means you are not gay, aren't you?"
Bob "That's right! I'm not gay."
Professor "This is ehics."
Bob "I see!"

In the next day, Bob met his friend Steve.
Bob "I'll teach you ethcs. Do you have any lawnmower?"
Steve "No, I don't."
Bob "Which means you are gay!"